Friday, May 23, 2008

In Soviet Russia, Shark Jumps You!

In the time since Hillary Clinton has been mathematically eliminated from winning the Democratic nomination, her candidacy has jumped the shark so many times that all the jumped sharks have formed a support group, and that support group now contains all the sharks in the world. She's jumped so many sharks that the phrase "jumped the shark" has jumped the shark.

This one, I don't even know what to say:

"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it," she said, dismissing calls to drop out.

She's staying in the race that she's clearly lost because someone might shoot Barack Obama?

She's jumped a planet full of sharks. She's jumped the concept of a shark. The shark refused to be jumped, because it was so confused and infuriated by this. There is no shark.

-A

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